12th Magic Bullet

[drank_the_milk]

[Despite all of Garviel's good intent to protect his daughters, Yuna is just too much of a creature of habit to get out of this event unscathed.  The morning that the tainted milk goes out to the town courtesy of its new police chief, the compulsion kicks in and she drinks a whole bottle of Special Milk down before she even knows what's going on.  Grinning, she wipes away the milk moustache with her forearm before rushing out the door in her pajamas.  Once outside, her eyes widen in surprise.]

No way!  I'm back?

[Drawing out her pactio card, Yuna loudly calls out 'ADEAT!' and transforms into her gunner costume, whipping out a stylized magical pistol and stalking off into the streets with a serious look on her face.]

There's more demons here than ever!  What happened while I was out, anyway?  I'd better be careful!

[Yuna's hallucinating pretty badly.  She thinks she's in the Magic World again, and unfortunately she also thinks all of her fellow Mayfield captives are demons summoned by Cosmo Entelechia to kill her and her friends.  If you come up to her, she will very likely try to shoot you down - and she's not half bad with a pistol, either.  Be warned!]

Comments

[fatedmagica.livejournal.com]

What? But... but Yuna-san, it really is...

Yuna-san, it really is me! Madoka Kaname! P-please answer me, um... Are you in pain? Are you okay?

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

What do you care, anyway?

[Still pointing the gun. She gestures to the side with it a bit, eyes locked with Madoka!demon.]

Look, if you're not gonna fight me, then get out of the way. I have friends to rescue.

[fatedmagica.livejournal.com]

I um, but...

Yuna-san, I can't... let me help you then! If I get in the way th-then... then...



... if I get in the way, you can use those guns. B-but, until then, please let me help!

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

Why would a demon want to help me? That's way too suspicious...

[fatedmagica.livejournal.com]

H-huh? I-I'm a demon?!

W-well, um... I mean... just... maybe if we become friends... ... A friend helping a friend wouldn't be suspicious, right...?

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

But you're working with the bad guys!

[fatedmagica.livejournal.com]

Well, um... i-if I help you then I'll be working with the good guys, r-right? S-so... it'd be okay?

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

You're the weirdest demon I've ever met. You got something against the others?

[fatedmagica.livejournal.com]

N-not really... o-or, well, I guess... if they're demons, that's bad, b-but um... I guess, I'm sure... they could become nicer, I mean... I'd like them to do nice things...?

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

I don't think they do that kinda stuff.

[fatedmagica.livejournal.com]

W-well... maybe they don't... but maybe they do too! You should give them a chance, at least..?

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

But they hurt my friends!

[fatedmagica.livejournal.com]

B-but it wasn't all of them, r-right, so m-maybe... s-sorry, I'm making no sense...

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

So can you help me beat the other demons, then? Do you know their weaknesses?

[fatedmagica.livejournal.com]

Um...! Well, I... I'm not that useful... I dunno if I can help much with 'beating' things...

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

But you can tell me how, right?

[fatedmagica.livejournal.com]

u-um... m-maybe... you could... ask them nicely?

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

If that was gonna work, Negi-sensei would've already won. That's like the first thing he tries.

[fatedmagica.livejournal.com]

Negi-sensei... first thing he...

Yu-Yuna-san... wait, does this mean... do you fight demons often, Yuna-san?

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

...Just recently, really.