12th Magic Bullet

[drank_the_milk]

[Despite all of Garviel's good intent to protect his daughters, Yuna is just too much of a creature of habit to get out of this event unscathed.  The morning that the tainted milk goes out to the town courtesy of its new police chief, the compulsion kicks in and she drinks a whole bottle of Special Milk down before she even knows what's going on.  Grinning, she wipes away the milk moustache with her forearm before rushing out the door in her pajamas.  Once outside, her eyes widen in surprise.]

No way!  I'm back?

[Drawing out her pactio card, Yuna loudly calls out 'ADEAT!' and transforms into her gunner costume, whipping out a stylized magical pistol and stalking off into the streets with a serious look on her face.]

There's more demons here than ever!  What happened while I was out, anyway?  I'd better be careful!

[Yuna's hallucinating pretty badly.  She thinks she's in the Magic World again, and unfortunately she also thinks all of her fellow Mayfield captives are demons summoned by Cosmo Entelechia to kill her and her friends.  If you come up to her, she will very likely try to shoot you down - and she's not half bad with a pistol, either.  Be warned!]

Comments

[gottimedout.livejournal.com]

That would be another name I am unfamiliar with.

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

So you're not working with him?

[gottimedout.livejournal.com]

I work for no one but for myself and the Magic Kingdom. With the exception of putting a gun to my face, I have no reason to see you as an enemy or whatever threat you may think.

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

So you're a freelancer! Can you let me go, then? I'm only after the demons that kidnapped my friends.

[gottimedout.livejournal.com]

... and what makes you think I'm a demon to begin with?

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

Well, uh... you look like all the other ones I've seen.

[gottimedout.livejournal.com]

I don't know if that would be a compliment or an insult.

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

It isn't either.

[gottimedout.livejournal.com]

... then you're mistaken. I am a human.

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

And you're just disguised like a demon to blend in?

[gottimedout.livejournal.com]

... Yuna. Did you drink the milk this morning?

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

Not that it's got anything to do with you, but yes.

[gottimedout.livejournal.com]

[Face and palm have now met each other in a hastily manner.]

Just like the other two... Fine. Here is a surprise quiz for you that I'm sure you'll pass and be greatly disappointed if you didn't. I had called you out by name several times, addressed you as my student twice, retold you of a past event that had occurred for the both of us, used my own signature magic to restrain you and talking to you in a casual manner. As well as being a human, not a demon. Now who would I be?

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

[Yuna gasps!]

[gottimedout.livejournal.com]

[Blue waits for an answer!]

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

The demons transformed you into one of them!

[gottimedout.livejournal.com]

And here I thought I would never be recognized at all. But no, I have not transformed or gone through any kind of metamorphosis to transform anything else. Most likely a form of illusion on you from drinking the milk.

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

But that's stupid! I drink a glass of milk every morning, and this has never happened!

[gottimedout.livejournal.com]

Welcome to Mayfield, Yuna.

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

[staring

staring

staring

LIGHTBULB]

...Oh!

I guess the milk I had this morning was the one that got delivered on the front porch, now that I think of it.

[gottimedout.livejournal.com]

So long as you are now aware of what is happening.

You said you saw me as a demon earlier... is that what you see this entire town as right now? Another person claimed they had saw the dead everywhere walking and another saw nothing but food, possibly experiencing a similar effect of what you are going through.

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

No... it looks like the Magic World. That's where I was fighting before I came here.