14th Magic Bullet (action locked to Denmark)

[drank_the_milk]

[Yuna went to bed in her room on Stevens Road last night, but that's certainly not where she's waking up today. Instead, she's curled up on one of the benches at the bowling alley, uncomfortably shifting around as she slowly wakes up.]

Mm... c'mon, just five more minutes, daddy...

[She rolls over in her sleep in the wrong direction, falling off the bench crashing unceremoniously to the floor.]

Ow! Geez, what the heck?

[...Blinking now as she notices where she is, and who she's with. Yeah, she definitely doesn't recognize this guy. Walking over to Denmark, she starts trying to shake him awake.]

Pssst... hey! Heeeeeeeeey! Wake up!

Comments

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

Hey, watch it!

[Shoving him back.]

[beermark.livejournal.com]

Oww- ( grumbles, finally opening his eyes. he frowns. this… is not nor. or his drone wife. or a bedroom. ) Did ya kidnap me?

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

I was gonna ask you the same thing!

[beermark.livejournal.com]

I don't kidnap people! I'm part of NATO!

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

Is that some kind of secret spy organization or something?

[beermark.livejournal.com]

Why the fuck doesn't anyone know what NATO is around here? ( he asks, conversationally, sitting up on the bench and rubbing at his shoulders and looking around. ) Where the hell…?

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

Looks like the bowling alley to me. But I'm pretty sure this isn't where I went to bed last night.

[beermark.livejournal.com]

I've never been here even once- and I wasn't even drinking! ( he gets up and starts walking around, just kind of exploring the place, without another word. )

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

[Yuna will wander around in the opposite direction, just looking.]

I guess the town probably sent us here. Kinda weird that there's nobody else around, though.

[And then she spins around suddenly.]

Hey! Do you think this bowling alley is haunted?

[beermark.livejournal.com]

What? Ya think it's haunted? ( he jumps a bit, spinning around to look over at her! )

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

Maybe! Why else would it be empty like this?

[beermark.livejournal.com]

Because- because it's closed and ya kidnapped me! There are no ghosts anyway! ( looking around warily! )

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

I didn't kidnap you! Why would I lock myself in too?

[beermark.livejournal.com]

Ya didn't! ( he points triumphantly!! ) It was a trick!

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

That doesn't make any sense!

[beermark.livejournal.com]

( he makes a beeline for the door and tries to open it. of course it fails, but he didn't really expect it not to. ) Open the door now, kidnapper!

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

I told you, it wasn't me! I can't open it either.

[beermark.livejournal.com]

Sure ya can, with the key! If ya don't, I'll break a window! ( he's looking around for a bowling ball… ) Actually I will anyway, it sounds fun.

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

But I don't have a key!

[beermark.livejournal.com]

Yes ya- ( HEFTS A BALL AND TRIES TO THROW IT OVERHAND AT THE DOOR WINDOW- this doesn't work very well because he doesn't have nation strength. ) Do!

( it crashes to the floor about a foot in front of him… and rolls sadly… )

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

See, I told you.

[beermark.livejournal.com]

( he picks up a chair and chucks it at the glass.

it bounces off. ) What the fuck?

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

Like I said, we can't get out.

[beermark.livejournal.com]

That's impossible! ( he considers, staring at the door for a moment…

then charges forward and punches it. needless to say, it doesn't to anything but hurt his hand. a lot. ) Motherfucker!

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

[By this point, Yuna's decided to just start bowling.]