drank_the_milk: (Uncomfortable)
Yuna "The Kid" Akashi ([personal profile] drank_the_milk) wrote2011-10-27 05:36 pm

16th Magic Bullet

[Yuna can be found leaning up against 2237 Stevens Road today, nearly thirty feet tall and looking intensely uncomfortable as she shuffles her giant feet back and forth, keeping her legs crossed as tightly as possible while she looks around the neighborhood.]

What the heck, Mayfield?  You had to do this the one day of the week I decide to wear a skirt?

[Perverts beware - you take your life into your own hands trying to get a glimpse of the goods.  After all, she's much bigger than you are.  For anyone enterprising enough to try and get away with it, they're red.]

[identity profile] gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com 2011-10-29 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, all right, you've seen them! Now go away!

[Stomping closer now, but at this point it's clearly just for show. SRSLY, MAN, GO AWAY B|]

[identity profile] alwaysscrewsup.livejournal.com 2011-10-29 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
「They are etched in my memories!」

((Well, he's kind of looking up at her now at least. Though he can probably still see them.))

「How'd you get so big, anyway?」

((Nope still not leaving.))

[identity profile] gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com 2011-10-29 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Then erase them!

[Still sort of fuming, Yuna kneels down to pick him up in her hand. At least if she brings him up to eye level, he won't be staring at her panties anymore.]

And I don't know. It just kind of happened.

[identity profile] alwaysscrewsup.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
「You want me to make them nothing? Sorry, I can't do that anymore!」

((His eyes widen in (false) surprise as Yuna reaches for him.))

「Aaah! Giant attack! Giant attack! Somebody help!」

((He beats his tiny fists against Yuna's hand ineffectually.

[identity profile] gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Geez, calm down, I'm not gonna squish you. I'm mad, but it's not like I'm a murderer or something.

[identity profile] alwaysscrewsup.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
((He is disappointed that she isn't panicking at the accusation at all. Ruins his fun.))

「You're pretty calm yourself threatening me with some mysterious giant body like this. Are you some kind of bully?」

[identity profile] gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
What? No, I'm not a bully! I just didn't want you looking at my underwear.

[identity profile] alwaysscrewsup.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
「It's not like people can just ignore some giant red thing taking up half the sky! You're just punishing me for your own indecency!」

[identity profile] gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com 2011-10-31 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
It's not indecent! It's just a skirt!