16th Magic Bullet

[drank_the_milk]

[Yuna can be found leaning up against 2237 Stevens Road today, nearly thirty feet tall and looking intensely uncomfortable as she shuffles her giant feet back and forth, keeping her legs crossed as tightly as possible while she looks around the neighborhood.]

What the heck, Mayfield?  You had to do this the one day of the week I decide to wear a skirt?

[Perverts beware - you take your life into your own hands trying to get a glimpse of the goods.  After all, she's much bigger than you are.  For anyone enterprising enough to try and get away with it, they're red.]

Comments

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

Hey, pretty handy spell.

[Yuna smiles and looks around, walking along for a few giant steps until she finds a place where she can just lie down and stretch out.]

Oh, man, that's better!

[gottimedout.livejournal.com]

It is a rather excellent spell and one that I may be able to teach you soon enough, if not a variant of one.

[Once she finds a place to settle and rest, he'll just casually go up to her and lean his back against her while crossing his arms. The fact that he can't do anything about her size issue is still bothering him.]

Mm. Glad to hear it.

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

I wonder if I could figure out how to make my bullets teleport. That could be pretty useful.

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Hey! I bet if I used my pactio like this, I could fire bullets the size of cannonballs!

[gottimedout.livejournal.com]

There is a gun skill that I know that does that. Little to no magic is required, but for you... perhaps a variant skill to make it work effectively should do it. Do you recall when you've shown me your guns and the result of that lawn gnome, correct?

[Paaaaaause.]

... wouldn't that result with the same worries of you being afraid of someone looking up your skirt again? Especially since it would be shorter?

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, you did do something like that once, huh? Maybe I could figure out how to work it too. I'd probably have to learn a teleport spell first, though.

[blinkblink]

Yeah, guess you've got a point there.