16th Magic Bullet

[drank_the_milk]

[Yuna can be found leaning up against 2237 Stevens Road today, nearly thirty feet tall and looking intensely uncomfortable as she shuffles her giant feet back and forth, keeping her legs crossed as tightly as possible while she looks around the neighborhood.]

What the heck, Mayfield?  You had to do this the one day of the week I decide to wear a skirt?

[Perverts beware - you take your life into your own hands trying to get a glimpse of the goods.  After all, she's much bigger than you are.  For anyone enterprising enough to try and get away with it, they're red.]

Comments

[fatedmagica.livejournal.com]

Y...Yuna-san?

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

Oh... uh, hey Madoka. What's up?

[shuffleshuffle]

[twototheskull.livejournal.com]

Leias walks out of a shop, looks up at the sky out of habit, and then immediately covers his eyes and looks away.

"Sorry ma'am!"

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

You didn't see them, did you?

[twototheskull.livejournal.com]

Hand still over eyes.

"No ma'am!"

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

Good! So just, uh... turn around, okay?

[twototheskull.livejournal.com]

Shuffle Shuffle

"Right!"

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

That's better.

[gottimedout.livejournal.com]

[Oh. Well. It's kind of hard not to see once he is in such a close proximity to her. And all in honesty, what guy wouldn't notice them when seeing a woman so tall? But there was one thing he really didn't really care for much about this situation--]

... red.

[It just had to be a color he despises the most.]

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

Hey! Stop looking!

[Yuna quickly shifts positions so she's kneeling instead, pulling her skirt down just to be sure.]

[gottimedout.livejournal.com]

[Stepping back a bit so she would have enough room to do so without having a huge knee coming down on him and then raises his gaze up to her.]

So it's another person growing in size. I'm starting to wonder if there is an epidemic going around in this case.

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

I don't know. I didn't even drink any milk today, so it definitely wasn't that.

[gottimedout.livejournal.com]

Aside from the obvious, do you feel any different than normal? Perhaps with the ongoings of odd things that had happened recently, this could be another case of this town acting as it pleases.

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

No, not really. I feel pretty much the same as always. It's a little colder up here, though, I guess.

[gottimedout.livejournal.com]

[He frowns and gives a sour look. That's his way of showing that he doesn't know what to do but doesn't want to say it.]

At any case, it would be best to at least find a different place for you to stay so others won't be able to see what you want to hide... and also so there won't be much chances of you knocking things over by accident.

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

Hey, don't worry about it! I'm sure this will wear off if I just wait long enough!

[She does shift a little uncomfortably on her heels at Blue's other suggestion, though.]

But where else is there to go? And think of how many people will look up and see while I'm on my way there!

[gottimedout.livejournal.com]

If being the keyword, Yuna.

[Pessimistic, yes. Very yes.]

Where would you like to go? I'm more than sure you can fit at the back yard of any housing area for a short while... and as for the other part, that I can take care of. Just name a place and I will make things work.

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, you're gonna teleport us? Hmmmm... where should we go, then...

[thinking thinking...]

I know! What about Makeout Point? I bet nobody's up there right now, and there's plenty of wide open space!

[gottimedout.livejournal.com]

[A hand will be placed on Yuna's knee and with a short muttering words, the scenery the two were once before had suddenly began to turn blurry and phasing into a whole different setting in a matter of an instant. As soon as vision became clear again, the two are at the the center of the destined location: Makeout Point.]

Here we are.

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

Hey, pretty handy spell.

[Yuna smiles and looks around, walking along for a few giant steps until she finds a place where she can just lie down and stretch out.]

Oh, man, that's better!

[gottimedout.livejournal.com]

It is a rather excellent spell and one that I may be able to teach you soon enough, if not a variant of one.

[Once she finds a place to settle and rest, he'll just casually go up to her and lean his back against her while crossing his arms. The fact that he can't do anything about her size issue is still bothering him.]

Mm. Glad to hear it.

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

I wonder if I could figure out how to make my bullets teleport. That could be pretty useful.

[...]

Hey! I bet if I used my pactio like this, I could fire bullets the size of cannonballs!

[gottimedout.livejournal.com]

There is a gun skill that I know that does that. Little to no magic is required, but for you... perhaps a variant skill to make it work effectively should do it. Do you recall when you've shown me your guns and the result of that lawn gnome, correct?

[Paaaaaause.]

... wouldn't that result with the same worries of you being afraid of someone looking up your skirt again? Especially since it would be shorter?

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, you did do something like that once, huh? Maybe I could figure out how to work it too. I'd probably have to learn a teleport spell first, though.

[blinkblink]

Yeah, guess you've got a point there.

[shotasensei.livejournal.com]

Yuna-san?

[Negi's only normal-sized here, so forgive him if he looks up and accidentally gets an eyeful. 'Sides, he looks away immediately.]

A-Ah...sorry!!

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

Negi-sensei?

[Yuna looks down, flashing a wink and a grin.]

Well, maybe it's okay if you looked.

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

[ Space marine miniature sized Garviel is standing on Yuna's shoulder. ]

I've no idea, Yuna. Really I don't. This is some tremendously heretical sorcery.

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

Whoa, hey! How did you get up here?

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

I climbed. How did you think I got here?

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

Wow... that must have taken all morning!

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

Not as long as you might think.

Reduced in size though I am, I am still Astartes.

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I guess that's true. I bet you're the strongest six inch tall guy in the whole town!

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

As always, your words are a great comfort to me.
[ it's easier to be sarcastic when you are tiny. ]

[alwaysscrewsup.livejournal.com]

「Ooooh.」

((Kumagawa is not sneaking a peak. He is not being in any way subtle. He is just openly staring up your gigantic skirt. Sorry, Yuuna.))

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

Hey! I see you down there! Stop looking!

[Giant Yuna is now stomping around where Kumagawa is standing. She doesn't intend to flat out squash him or anything, just to scare him off and get him to stop staring.]

[alwaysscrewsup.livejournal.com]

「Sorry!」 ((No he's not. And he's not stopping. Just appreciating that the view gets better as she heads towards him.)) 「But I don't get to see something like this every day! I'd hate myself if I didn't take a look!」

((He seems a little awed by the stomping but he's either too confident or too stupid to run away. Or maybe he's just trying to call Yuna's bluff! Either way, he's staying put.))

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

Okay, all right, you've seen them! Now go away!

[Stomping closer now, but at this point it's clearly just for show. SRSLY, MAN, GO AWAY B|]

[alwaysscrewsup.livejournal.com]

「They are etched in my memories!」

((Well, he's kind of looking up at her now at least. Though he can probably still see them.))

「How'd you get so big, anyway?」

((Nope still not leaving.))

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

Then erase them!

[Still sort of fuming, Yuna kneels down to pick him up in her hand. At least if she brings him up to eye level, he won't be staring at her panties anymore.]

And I don't know. It just kind of happened.

[alwaysscrewsup.livejournal.com]

「You want me to make them nothing? Sorry, I can't do that anymore!」

((His eyes widen in (false) surprise as Yuna reaches for him.))

「Aaah! Giant attack! Giant attack! Somebody help!」

((He beats his tiny fists against Yuna's hand ineffectually.

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

Geez, calm down, I'm not gonna squish you. I'm mad, but it's not like I'm a murderer or something.

[alwaysscrewsup.livejournal.com]

((He is disappointed that she isn't panicking at the accusation at all. Ruins his fun.))

「You're pretty calm yourself threatening me with some mysterious giant body like this. Are you some kind of bully?」

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

What? No, I'm not a bully! I just didn't want you looking at my underwear.

[alwaysscrewsup.livejournal.com]

「It's not like people can just ignore some giant red thing taking up half the sky! You're just punishing me for your own indecency!」

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

It's not indecent! It's just a skirt!