16th Magic Bullet

[drank_the_milk]

[Yuna can be found leaning up against 2237 Stevens Road today, nearly thirty feet tall and looking intensely uncomfortable as she shuffles her giant feet back and forth, keeping her legs crossed as tightly as possible while she looks around the neighborhood.]

What the heck, Mayfield?  You had to do this the one day of the week I decide to wear a skirt?

[Perverts beware - you take your life into your own hands trying to get a glimpse of the goods.  After all, she's much bigger than you are.  For anyone enterprising enough to try and get away with it, they're red.]

Comments

[alwaysscrewsup.livejournal.com]

「Ooooh.」

((Kumagawa is not sneaking a peak. He is not being in any way subtle. He is just openly staring up your gigantic skirt. Sorry, Yuuna.))

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

Hey! I see you down there! Stop looking!

[Giant Yuna is now stomping around where Kumagawa is standing. She doesn't intend to flat out squash him or anything, just to scare him off and get him to stop staring.]

[alwaysscrewsup.livejournal.com]

「Sorry!」 ((No he's not. And he's not stopping. Just appreciating that the view gets better as she heads towards him.)) 「But I don't get to see something like this every day! I'd hate myself if I didn't take a look!」

((He seems a little awed by the stomping but he's either too confident or too stupid to run away. Or maybe he's just trying to call Yuna's bluff! Either way, he's staying put.))

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

Okay, all right, you've seen them! Now go away!

[Stomping closer now, but at this point it's clearly just for show. SRSLY, MAN, GO AWAY B|]

[alwaysscrewsup.livejournal.com]

「They are etched in my memories!」

((Well, he's kind of looking up at her now at least. Though he can probably still see them.))

「How'd you get so big, anyway?」

((Nope still not leaving.))

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

Then erase them!

[Still sort of fuming, Yuna kneels down to pick him up in her hand. At least if she brings him up to eye level, he won't be staring at her panties anymore.]

And I don't know. It just kind of happened.

[alwaysscrewsup.livejournal.com]

「You want me to make them nothing? Sorry, I can't do that anymore!」

((His eyes widen in (false) surprise as Yuna reaches for him.))

「Aaah! Giant attack! Giant attack! Somebody help!」

((He beats his tiny fists against Yuna's hand ineffectually.

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

Geez, calm down, I'm not gonna squish you. I'm mad, but it's not like I'm a murderer or something.

[alwaysscrewsup.livejournal.com]

((He is disappointed that she isn't panicking at the accusation at all. Ruins his fun.))

「You're pretty calm yourself threatening me with some mysterious giant body like this. Are you some kind of bully?」

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

What? No, I'm not a bully! I just didn't want you looking at my underwear.

[alwaysscrewsup.livejournal.com]

「It's not like people can just ignore some giant red thing taking up half the sky! You're just punishing me for your own indecency!」

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

It's not indecent! It's just a skirt!