3rd Magic Bullet

[drank_the_milk]

[Phone; unfiltered]

Man, that was pretty weird, huh?  How much of all that do you guys think actually happened?  Was it an illusion or something?  Or maybe it was a really long and awesome dream?  Either way, the people in charge around here must be pretty powerful mages to affect a whole town like that for so long.

I'm glad the robot's gone and everything, but I kind of wish they'd have let me keep my other stuff from home.  But they left me the most important thing, so I can't complain too much.  Anyway, if anybody wants to join me since the weather's warmed up, I'm gonna be shooting some hoops after school today!

[Action; Friday afternoon - Mayfield High Gymnasium]

[Just like she said, Yuna's in the school gym after hours today, practicing on the basketball court.  She's wearing a loose shirt and boys' athletic shorts for lack of anything suitable for girls, dribbling the ball up and down the court and taking practice shots.  The hoop's too high up for her to get any awesome dunk shots or anything, but she does land over 90% of the shots she takes from mid-court or closer.  Anyone can feel free to come and join her during her practice, or when she's gone over to the bleachers for a water break]

Hah... I wonder if anyone would be interested in starting up a girls' team?

[Action; Friday night - Makeout Point]

[Yuna didn't announce this, but late Friday evening after the sun goes down, she's up at Makeout Point to practice some gunplay.  It's secluded and out of the way, she reasons, and the fact that she might be interrupting some hot dates seems not to have occurred to her.  At any rate, she draws a small rectangular card out of her pocket.]

Adeat!

[As the command leaves her lips, the card flashes and transforms Yuna into an awesome gunner outfit complete with magical pistol.]

All right, time to get some practice in!

[And she begins running all through the area, dodging left and right and strafing while firing magically charged bullets at rocks and various other pieces of scenery.]

Comments

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that was a pretty involved prank. I know some people back home that would've been really impressed by that.

[ahogevamp.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'd be impressed too if I wasn't preoccupied with being shocked and horrified. Those two have more or less taken up all the room in my emotional spectrum at the moment leaving no room for impressed to get in there.

Oh well... so you're a basketball player, I take it?

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm on the team back home. I haven't really had time for it since showing up here, so I wanted to practice a little to make sure I don't get rusty.

[ahogevamp.livejournal.com]

I have a friend back home who was the star of her basketball team... too bad she's not here though. [pause] Er, wait, no that's probably a good thing, but you get what I mean. Too bad I'm not really athletic myself or I'd join you.

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

That is too bad, I've really been itching to play against someone!

[ahogevamp.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I wouldn't be much competition. But if you don't mind that, it's not like I have much better to do.

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

Nah, I don't mind at all!

[ahogevamp.livejournal.com]

Alright then, I'll do my best. I'm Koyomi by the way.

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

Yuna. Nice to meet you, Koyomi!

[ahogevamp.livejournal.com]

Maybe I'm sticking my nose where it doesn't belong... but when you said they left you the most important thing, what did you mean anyway?

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

Oh, that! My magic gun.

[ahogevamp.livejournal.com]

You have a magic gun?

Like a gun that is magical, or a gun that shoots magic? ...actually I'm not sure what the difference between those two would be, but huh. How'd you get a thing like that?

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

Oh! I kissed my teacher.

[ahogevamp.livejournal.com]

...and he paid you for that with a gun or something?

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

It was like a magical contract or something. You kiss him and then get a cool artifact.

[ahogevamp.livejournal.com]

You don't find that kind of... sleazy? At all?

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

Huh? What do you mean?

[ahogevamp.livejournal.com]

I mean... it's your teacher.

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's okay, he's only ten years old!

[ahogevamp.livejournal.com]

Oh. Okay, that's not as....

Wait, why is your teacher a ten year old!?

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

He's some kind of super child prodigy genius or something.

[ahogevamp.livejournal.com]

Who gives you magic items for kissing him... I'd say you have to be making this up, but it's too bizarre to be the product of an imagination.

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

It's more like a magic contract or something like that. I don't really understand it that well. I just wanted the cool magic item. Everybody gets a different one when they do it!

[ahogevamp.livejournal.com]

I guess if you're happy with the result, that's what matters. Though kissing someone for a reason like that... ah well, no harm done.

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but like I said, he's just a kid! I mean, he's cute and all, but I'm not some kind of shotacon like class rep. And I'm not really in the market for a boyfriend right now anyway.